Subject: If turtles don't pee in the pond...273 days ago...then where the hell do they pee? They probably shit in the same pond too. They don't come out of the water to take a leak.

Subject: RE: If turtles don't pee in the pond...272 days ago

Yup, pee, shit, puke, and eat doritos. They do, people shouldn't. Metaphor.